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Renegade Robot (Ebook) (Paperback)

It’s the end of the world as we know it when the Renegade Robot leads the Frantic News Network and a powerful Christian sex cult to collide in a fiery orgasmic freak out

Unwritten Rules of Impossible Things (Ebook) (Paperback)

What if someone – or something – stole one of your days? Just one, and you didn’t know why, or what they had done with your life in that time? Young Philip Galvez and his friend Marcus Holmes found out for themselves when they decided to discover why there was a giant stuffed moose in a house down the road.

Death Ray Butterfly (Ebook)(Paperback)

Inspector Stanley Mole doesn’t mind a hard case, but things have gotten out of hand. There’s a killer who escapes to a parallel universe, a 20,000 year old murder, a witness to her own death, a toddler assassin, subatomic-particle sniffing butterflies, and much, much more. This time it’s not just his reputation that’s on the line. This time it’s more than personal.

Zombie Nights (Ebook) (Paperback)

Being a zombie, not so easy. That could have been Dave Connor’s six word memoir. “At first he couldn’t remember how he’d ended up in that shallow grave; he just knew it was hell to claw his way out, and that the taste of its dirt would remain in his mouth for the rest of his time on this earth” … Expect the unexpected in this existential resurrection thriller.

Jimmyland (Ebook)

The settlers were dispatched to a distant planet to build a colony to house the future of mankind. They had everything they needed, except a backup plan in case things went horribly wrong, and there was no way home. A screenplay.

Bookstore Lore: The Stupidest Questions Ever Asked in a Bookstore (EBook)
The original collection of “Most Stupid Questions Ever” compiled, and with an introduction by, Chris Haight, and collected by generations of bookstore workers from downtown San Francisco, California.

Ledman Pickup (Ebook) (Paperback)
The problem with mind control is the question ‘who controls the controller?’. It’s an annoying little paradox. And if it’s a device that’s capable of mind control, it just gets worse. Who’s operating the device? Who programmed it? Who wrote the specs? Who’s behind the company that made it? When such a device gets lost in the mail, the race is on to control the ultimate controller. Experience the exception. ‘Ledman Pickup’.

Raisinheart (Ebook) (Paperback)

Three stories of a lonely youth. Jimmy Kruzel’s bad luck is that his worst enemies are always his best friends, or is it the other way around, and that sometimes his darkest hours seem to come right after the dawn. In tales more bitter than sweet, Jimmy finds that you can attract more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but really, who wants to attract flies anyway?

Bobby and the Bedouins (Ebook) (Paperback) (Podcast)
Mario Flambeau was once a guitar god, a superstar in the psychedelic heyday. Now he’s a burned-out wreck. When a desperate producer finds him in a church basement in a band with other derelicts, he has visions of a major comeback payday. Add a drummer with an anger management problem and a preening drifter diva lead singer, and you’ve got all the makings of a true rock and roll apocalypse

Secret Sidewalk (Ebook) (Paperback) (Podcast)
Beauregaard Sweet became invisible, but his troubles began when he suddenly reappeared. Now everybody wants something from him. Manny the mechanic wants his wife. Sharad LeMaster wants his secret. Emma Biggs wants another shot at the TV news, the leaders of the Four Tribes want to send him back to wherever it was he’d gone, and all he wants to do is eat some donuts and watch reality TV.

Orange Car with Stripes (Ebook) (Paperback) (Podcast)
On a dare, Gian Carlo Spallanzini set out to discover the deepest darkest secret of a person picked at random. He had no idea what he was getting into. Even a fat, bearded know-it-all ought to know better than to leap before you look. Add a crystal ball, a foul-mouthed parrot, and an cranky atheist talk show host and you’ll never guess the outrageous mystery behind the orange car with stripes.

Squatter with a Lexus (Ebook) (Paperback) (Podcast)
Pearson Holmes disappeared a long time ago, leaving behind a potentially valuable safety deposit box. Freddy the Freegan is the first to stumble across the mystery, but soon a whole cast of characters are out to find the key and claim the treasure before time runs out and the contents are forfeit to the state. Who will solve the riddle of the Squatter with a Lexus?

World Weary Avengers (Ebook) (Paperback)
Tom and Chris have a problem. They’ve invented a device with extraordinary powers. Unfortunately, none of those powers are either legal or even really ethical. What to do with a gadget capable of inserting putting into other people’s minds … will they use their powers for good, or evil, or something else entirely?

Freak City (Ebook) (Paperback) (Podcast)
It’s hard to control your destiny while you’re waiting for the bus. The trouble for Argus Kirkham began when a stranger pushed his way through a crowd at a bus stop and pressed a package into his hands. Inside the package were various random items – photos and toys and newspaper clippings. None of it seemed to make any sense, but as Argus and his friends unraveled the clues, very strange things began to occur in this novel of mystery and ghosts.

Snapdragon Alley (Ebook) (Paperback) (Podcast)
Ten year old friends Alex and Sapphire discover something strange on the city bus map – a street that existed for only one year. As they set out to solve the mystery, they encounter the possibility of another world, another dimension perhaps, lurking in a vacant lot, but they are not the only ones on the trail. Who will discover the truth, and who will pay the price required by the witchcraft of positive thinking?

Macedonia (Ebook) (Paperback)
A gang of street kids, an anonymous radio announcer, a detective from the future, a presidential assassination attempt and a frequently mistaken narrator all play a part in this jumble of introductions to an open-source novel inspired by the works of Macedonio Fernandez.

Missy Tonight (Ebook) (Paperback)
These days it seems like everyone is cashing in on the New Atheism craze, except for lifelong unbeliever Alan Musted. What’s a portable toilet dispatcher to do? Crash the party, that’s what! Join Alan and his friends and enemies in this ground-breaking work of “atheist pulp fiction”, the spellbinding sequel to Orange Car with Stripes

Hidden Highway (Ebook) (Paperback)
Sharad LeMaster ran away from his own cult, and tried to hide from his followers by taking a desk job in a motel in the middle of nowhere, but when a certain lazy ghost from his past reappears, Sharad is lured into a haunted house and becomes the proud possession of the witch Eugenia, and gets caught between rival black-market magic-potion dealers in their fight over a girl who just happens to possess the most perfect skull ever for turning into a shrunken head.

Somebody Somewhere (Ebook) (Paperback) (Podcast)
Some psycho kidnaps his would-be girlfiend, gets chased by the cops halfway across the state, runs out of gas right outside your house, where you and your spouse are enjoying a quiet evening at home, and now you’re held hostage at gunpoint and surrounded by police. It could happen.

Dawn Debris (EBook) (Paperback)
A potty-mouth, bad-tempered, barely competent private eye takes on FedCorTron, “the makers of everything”, and their sinister plot to implant desirable consumer tendencies by means of genetically altered orange juice.

Time Zone (EBook) (Paperback) (Podcast)
This is not your father’s time travel. There’s no machine, there is no dial. There’s no telling where or when you’ll go. The only thing that can change is you. It will make you what it needs to make you, to fit you in, to make it work. And when you come back, that is if you come back, it won’t be the same you at all. You’re messing with the nature of things, and the nature of things does not like to be messed with. Welcome to a puzzle, a riddle of change and addiction. Welcome to the time zone.

Golden (Ebook) (Paperback)
A man saved by accident from global human extinction is able to travel back in time within the previous century – the only problem is, he’s a black man in 20th century America. A screenplay based on characters from the novel Time Zone

Fissue Monroe (Ebook) (Paperback)
In ‘The Case of the Missing Fibula’, Dawn Debris is hired to find a possibly-radiation-poisoned leg bone of a high society fashionette who only wants to fit in with the new craze of skeletal transplants that’s sweeping the nation. A store detective, a street musician, a tedious pundit and a suspicious beautician are all involved as market forces compete in a world where beauty is no longer skin deep.

The Futile Epikles (EBook) (Paperback)
A collection of character sketches

In the Bathroom On the bus (EBook) [in Cashier World] (Paperback)
While on a long bus ride to a job interview, a young man and his fellow passengers get a little freaked out after discovering a corpse in the back of the bus, and a jammed bathroom door which may be concealing the murderer.

Frederick Hardware’s Store (EBook) [in Cashier World] (Paperback)
The tale that started the famous legend of the wandering cashier.

I.M. Survivor (Ebook) (Paperback)
Survival is not a matter of luck; it is a skill. This skill isn’t something anyone is born with. It must be learned, developed, tested, and perfected, through many trials and in many ways. A true Survivor can endure anything; a poetry reading, the pie at a local diner, the muzak in an office elevator, even a midnight madness sale. I. M. Survivor will take you there, and show you how.

Phantom of the Mall (Paperback)
Francis Cosine woke up from a nightmare way too early on a Saturday in August, and discovered he’d forgotten to make the list. Without the list, he had no idea what to do. What else could go wrong? Plenty, in this shopping saga of a personal apocalypse told in subway-surface style.

Rampant Pheromonix (Ebook) (Paperback)
When an overpopulated city is exposed to an epidemic of clairvoyance, all hell breaks loose. It’s up to the ‘wuns above’ and Science to fend off the forces of both good and evil in a race against certain annihilation.

The Endless Adventures of Infoman (Paperback)
A man’s obsession with current events creates havoc with his family life and friendships

Fixture (EBook) (Paperback)
An artist commissioned by a city does not know when or how to stop

Julie Falsette (Paperback)
A young woman sorts through her life while searching for a missing valuable object