Fuggit

That’s it – i’ve had enough of this. I’m creating a startup called Fuggit.  The app will help you find a hole to hide in and a suitable soundtrack to drown out all the stupid news. Never be bothered by civilization again!

amnesia tv

Before the program begins, a subliminal message flashes … if you would prefer to retain your identity, please do not watch this show

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invention of the day

Automatic brights on cars. Off when sensing oncoming headlights, on again after they pass

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invention of the day

The grokking collar. This is placed around people’s necks to prevent them from understanding things. At the slightest sign of comprehension, the collar emits a shock which jolts the wearer our of further reflection. Current alpha prototype is being tested with a certain family from Alaska.

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invention of the day

my “green leafblower” – this would be a leaf-powered leaf-sucker. slogan: “the more it sucks, the more it sucks”

Slogan of the Day

Vote for today’s finalists:

A) It’s not just good, it’s good enough

B) Where failure isn’t only an option

C) The most trusted name in new vehicle leasing and purchasing

anti-social networking sites

for the 21st century

breadlineFinder

shelterBedsGPS

foester.com

martyrsAnonymous

(to go along with our Sunni PrayStation, the universal GPS Mecca-pointer)

Game needing a Name

Our little friend Brooke and her friend Genna came up with a word game that needs a name. It goes like this.

I want the sea but not the sick

I want the butter but not the fly

(I want the vice but not the president?)

Naturally I can’t remember the several other cute phrases they came up with!

Suggestions for game-name and miscellaneous contributions welcome

Tribal

my latest invention – colored sunscreens, so that when you apply and don’t rub in (who wants that zinc stuff embedded in your pores anyway?) you can look like Braveheart or other famous war-painted tribal icons.

Call it fashionscreen, or some such

Musicians

Musicians who spend more time on their sound-checks than their actual set are from now on to be referred to as “Musicians with a capital Mew”