That’s it – i’ve had enough of this. I’m creating a startup called Fuggit. The app will help you find a hole to hide in and a suitable soundtrack to drown out all the stupid news. Never be bothered by civilization again!
Before the program begins, a subliminal message flashes … if you would prefer to retain your identity, please do not watch this show
Automatic brights on cars. Off when sensing oncoming headlights, on again after they pass
The grokking collar. This is placed around people’s necks to prevent them from understanding things. At the slightest sign of comprehension, the collar emits a shock which jolts the wearer our of further reflection. Current alpha prototype is being tested with a certain family from Alaska.
my “green leafblower” – this would be a leaf-powered leaf-sucker. slogan: “the more it sucks, the more it sucks”
Vote for today’s finalists:
A) It’s not just good, it’s good enough
B) Where failure isn’t only an option
C) The most trusted name in new vehicle leasing and purchasing
for the 21st century
(to go along with our Sunni PrayStation, the universal GPS Mecca-pointer)
Our little friend Brooke and her friend Genna came up with a word game that needs a name. It goes like this.
I want the sea but not the sick
I want the butter but not the fly
(I want the vice but not the president?)
Naturally I can’t remember the several other cute phrases they came up with!
Suggestions for game-name and miscellaneous contributions welcome
my latest invention – colored sunscreens, so that when you apply and don’t rub in (who wants that zinc stuff embedded in your pores anyway?) you can look like Braveheart or other famous war-painted tribal icons.
Call it fashionscreen, or some such
Musicians who spend more time on their sound-checks than their actual set are from now on to be referred to as “Musicians with a capital Mew”