Fragments from books that don’t exist: Sidewalk of the Rose

SidewalkOfTheRose

Jameson ordered fifteen gazebos from gazebos.com and felt very proud of himself. So proud in fact that he went straight on to southwestmanufacturersawesomedealsoftheday.com and purchased eleven pre-fabbed sheet-metal corrugated rooftops. Some lucky patron was going to have a time explaining that one. The simplicity and ingenuity of the feat brought forth the best of his smiles. Evelyn would never believe it. Rooting around in the pile, he pulled out another carbon slip from the day’s selection of credit card receipts. He had to think of something good now, something that would truly bring her joy, something even sweeter than last week’s magicalfairydustgoddesswreaths.com.

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