Prisoner A was fairly certain the deity was on his side when he proclaimed that if it weren’t for Muslims there would have been no need for him to stab them.
Prisoner B was just as sure the deity agreed with his determination that blowing himself up along with several random children was the best course of action all things considered.
Prisoner C argued that killing people who killed unborn babies was the only reasonable thing for a person of conscience to do.
Prisoner D held out for the position that anyone who did anything not according to a particular set of rules was bound to suffer extreme torments for eternity, which is a rather long period of time.
Prisoner E preferred to shout and hit people with bats rather than aim and shoot quietly.
Prisoner F stole some earbuds from the pharmacy.